Rosa, who can always spot the elephant in a room,
argued I cannot be both here and there, 
citing the Rule of the Excluded Rhinoceros.
I replied the number 2 is itself only one.
Ergo, here and there, then and now are as well.
But, Rosa whistled up her pet rhino, 
and snorted her dissent.
Look at you, I said, so smart and clueless. 
We are a pair.